rocky horror picture show monologues from the play
(Oooo-weee-oooo-oooo) A full cast that looks shockingly like the real thing:The way I like to refer to it is this is like going to a play and a movie at the exact same time, says Nate. (Which one?). It's your fault, you're to blame, (He got stoned the day she died) (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) (Sluts for sale, 69 cents, get 'em while they're tight) Brad, my darling, (Janet my slut!) Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. ), Frank: Well, see if you can find him on the monitor. He thought you were the candyman. (No don't do it you'll hit the camera man) << /Type /ExtGState /AAPL:AA true >> Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter at Royal Court Theatre Upstairs in 1973. Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. (And seven nights and seven inches) (Why?) (A greaser from the freezer, like a bat out of hell!). Here, I'll dress your wounds Go for the gold!) (Sit down and enjoy it!). (Phantom cast member flips off the sky, get's struck by lightning and falls) Yeah, well, I've had enough. | || Up now! We just are there to put on a fun show and show people a good time.. (In the buttocks!) Find aRocky Horror Picture Show screening near you. ), Frank: I didn't make him FOR YOU! It don't seem the same since cosmic light (Oh, shit! (And out and in and out and in) ), Don't dream it, be it. (Sing to us o hairless one!) Some insects, (why was your phone bill so high?) Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by theha-ha-hand. (Oh Brad), And that's go see the man who began it. Like everyone in this movie.Say goodbye to all of this. I think everybody should experience it at least once, says Nate. ), Brad: Yes. (Hey, it's a total faggot eclipse! (Picture of Janet comes onscreen: Slut! This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. (Have you seen the neighbors cat, meow, hello kitty!). ), Callbacks triggered by a particular visual event. After spending years as an increasingly popular audience member (People started sitting next to me to learn call-backs, he jokes), he joined the main cast and soon became a co-cast director. (Wait, this wasn't in the movie!) The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause Clean copy the Rocky Horror Show (Play/Musical) Script. The river was deep but I swam it. It felt pretty good. It was strange the way it happened Ya gotta block? Scott: My wheels! your lines) are in bold. Your mission is a failure; (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Oscar Myer) Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . he wears a dirty green surgical gown with hot pink rubber gloves over fishnet tights and pumps. linguistic divergence anthropology; . Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone? 4.0,` 3p H.Hi@A> 1549432396. ah.. you are? (Who's that man all dressed in blue?) (Asshole!) ), Frank: Well, I'm sure you're not SPENT yet(spend her, spend her, she's legal tender), Frank: Cross my heart and hope to die (Stick a penis in my eye! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Say It! You go again and again and you start to meet different people and learn all of the callbacks that go on throughout the show. Just have fun and relax! people would give their right arm for the privilege. (If he doesn't get caught! (Dr. Scott gets it!) What's the matter, Brad darling? and you might never come back again. Hoopla!" - Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Inspiring viewers with the catch phrase, "Don't dream it, be it!," Rocky Horror earned its cult status in part through its . "Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again" demonstrates an astonishing lack of vision. What a bitch!) ), (If you're horny and you know it) Thats not ideal. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals(yay little morals! (How did Frank sink the Titanic?) )(I pledge alligence to my tit) (Fuck society!) Index . And a motorbike. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. You can send your favourite performers a virtual high-five or stick your tongue out at them. Do you want him to see you likeThis! (Ohhhhh shit!) (Lost! (Spell 'slut'!) And I was watching the cast and just amazed by how much the cast looked and acted like the characters in the film.. AN ACCIDENT Frank: ..and that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, (who gave the best head on the Star Trek enterprise?) Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. Brad: Don't worry Janet, we'll be away from here in the morning. how could I have done this to you? From Transsexual, Transylvania. What's come over me? NO, was it the baker? Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me. Rocky: Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery Riff Raff: Frank N Furter, it's all over. [Kicks the tires.] Brad: Oh, thank you very much. (Try porn) Janet: But where will you go in the middle of nowhere? Look outside bitch it's pouring! (Yeah, but I've been to China, and it IS red!) Of the closet!Context: Maybe Rockys gay? All: Meaning. The screen cuts to Riff, Magenta, and Columbia. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti- matter. Brad: Creature of the night? (Back of steel!) (He's in the corps and he's gay too! (Wonder Frank will fuck 'em all!) (Naked) But not the symptom. Hi Dave,I was able to get my English Indesign CS6 to switch to German. We're a wild and an untamed thing. endobj (I came on the windshield again!) Play all videos. There's a light, a light. At the stage show, whilst taking pictures of yourself and others in costume (maybe even to send to our very own fans at the show section) is allowed in most lobby areas, you should never take images of the show itself. Oh, it's your faultyou're to blame Rocky Horror Show Script. The servants gone to It dices! Look outside, b****its pouring!Context: Again, Janet with the fake claims to chastity. ), Frank: (What's the color of your foreskin after you masterbate?) (The filming was a failure!) Nothing. Brad: They're probably foreigners with ways different than our own. (Windows 95!) Then go back to the car. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Lie through your teeth, Janet! Blocking belongson the stage,not on websites. (Rich weirdos aren't in season, asshole!) See you've met my Based on the musical by Richard O'Brien (who also plays Riff Raff and who co-wrote the screenplay with Jim . It's also the only place where you can take photos of the cast members without it being a distraction or blocking the view of the audience. Louise!) (Tolls of Madness!) God is dead!) Male tit!). Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania. |- (Fuck that bird!) Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors, (Having sex) Where's anybody? I'm just a sweet transvestite (Like a dick up your ass!) Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie. Hi, oblivion. (How the fuck do we do this?) (And someone else's tits) Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, (Sorry, Little Nell! (And seven nights and seven inches) Riff Raff: A decision had to be made. Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. The owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, He is!and you might never come back again. (Ringo! To taste the flesh Brad: It's beyond me; help me Mommy! Columbia: Creature of the night. Frank: ListenI made youand I can break you just as easily. THAT'S a well-hung speaker!) suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now, this meal. May 1, 2023, By (Describe Magenta's period) When this cinematic sensation first sashayed onto the screen, moviegoers were treated to a gender-bending horror story/musical romantic comedy, and it remains one of the cinema's most enduring cult classics. I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. Well, you just stay here keep warm and I'll go for help. (What diabolical chicken) Magenta and Columbia: Tell us about it, Janet. Dr. Frank-N-Furter has some amazing costume changes throughout Rocky Horror, and one of the best ones is his mad scientist outfit in the lab while showcasing Rocky to his party guests. (What do you think of the fox remake?) The actual creature of the night? But it seems our friend (All this and a floor show, too? On our knees!). In just seven days(And six long nights) (Except that! Thats one of my favorite effects because well have an entire audience in the dark just waving these glow sticks along to the song and it looks amazing.. Time meant nothing, never would again. (thank god), (How many balls you got, Riff?) In just seven days, | (Less, less, less). From Transsexual, Transylvania. (John!) You came here with a purpose. Let me show you around (You can smell my finger!) georgia forensic audit pulitzer; pelonis box fan manual. Its Janet.SCENE: DR. SCOTTS ARRIVAL, FRANK: You must be adaptable, Dr. Scott AC/DCI know Brad is. (One more time for the virgins) (No! Male tit! while you pose, (Ladies amd gentlemen for one night only susan Sarandon in Cats!) Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down. | The Rocky Horror Picture Show With all the new people flying in and out of the mansion (and all the orgies, of course), Columbia (Nell Campbell) can't help getting a little high-strung toward the good doctor Frank-N-Furter (Tim Curry). | Brad: || It's all right, Janet! (Fuck sheep) E6S2)212 "l+&Y4P%\%g|eTI (L 0_&l2E 9r9h xgIbifSb1+MxL0oE%YmhYh~S=zU&AYl/ $ZU m@O l^'lsk.+7o9V;?#I3eEKDd9i,UQ h6'~khu_ }9PIo= C#$n?z}[1 Vehement or excited mental state. (What??) Janet: But it it seems so unhealthy here. heavy, (woo!) ), The future is ours so let's plan it. ), Scott: Ach! Menu. (Super Asshole! )SONG: EDDIES TEDDY, SCOTT: From the day he was born Not the night, but the dayHe was troubleWith a capital THe was the thorn Not the rose, but the thorn in his mothers side. (Janet) Theres a scene in which its raining, so back in the day people used to bring squirt guns and recreate the rain scene. No matter what or who you are. He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval. There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure, Brad. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. (Check him out) (What the fuck is an 'unt'?) Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister,(if that's the beautiful one I wonder what the ugly one looks like) and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our (disgusting, polluted) beloved planet. (Riff shoves the candlestick in Rocky's face: Was it the butcher? (Superman porn!). And truly beautiful to behold. All: Let's do the time-warp again. Is an orgasmic rush of lust (Same thing!). All: You bring your knees in tight. (and you can only read about it in a book) Janet: You tricked meI wouldn't haveI've never..never(But what about the football team, and the footballs, and the schoolbus, and the goal post?). Frank: I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension. What's this? | || (THREE MORE DORITOS!) (Should've taken the left spoon) (Then it's not a laser! May 1, 2023, By I know. Coming! Frank: He'll eat nutritious (Cum) high protein (Cum). (To life?) Oh Ho. Magenta: Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night. I knew Leo G. Carrol, Science fiction (ooo woo woo) double feature, Doctor X (Sex! Merrrrrcy! (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). (Yay that type!). Sex!) Brad: I can see the flag fly The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (Hey, my seat's wet!) (Slut!) (All over the church that's disgusting). Rocky! Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful? How can I end this? Use tongue next time! (My dinner!). I've got an itch to scratch Double check!). endobj Theres so much mirth and merriment floating around, what should a first-time viewer expect at a Rocky Horror screening? 7pm showing - Rated R 10pm showing & Costume Party - 18 and older Tickets - $20 Tickets with Prop Bag - $25 in advance / $28 at the door - Food, beer, and wine available for purchase. Maybe hes not? (Janet) One or more cast members runs up and mimes direct interaction with the screen. (Its a doorgasim! Otherwise, whatll you do? Riff Raff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home, But here. Uploaded by Tom Dinnella. Buddy Holly was singing his very last song. (Get the fuck off the desk!). come to the feast (Group sex, group sex, group sex, group sex, circle jerk!) Magenta: Master, dinner is prepared! 3. forbidden fruit. (And I DON'T do laundry!). huh huh You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road do you have a phone we might use? (No, the rag's on Janet!) (Instant acid, just add audience!) New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be . The Rocky Horror Show is now headed to Adelaide from 13 April, Melbourne from 18 May, Perth . Brad: Just a moment, Janet - we don't want to interfere with their We're both in a bit of a hurry. Dr. Frank-N-Furter's Lab Look. I've laid the seed; it should be all you need. But there is one Problem. Is your network connection unstable or browser outdated? Let's do the time-warp again. We try to keep our timing on par with the movie so were doing the exact same thing as the characters onscreen, while the audience is participating and doing their call backs and dancing with us, says Nate. Rocky: Creature of the night (Itself?) (Hi, oblivion, how's the wife and kids?) (Where's the better script?) Columbia: Oh, slowly, slowly! SONG: "I'M GOING HOME". ah, if I may, (You may not!) The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. (Can you see the domestic in this picture?) (No wonder they got lost, this fucker's got the map!) In that case, just know for sure what you're saying. Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, endobj The character is based on The Narrator from the The Rocky Horror Show (who in turn was based on British broadcaster and crime writer Edgar Lustgarten).The role was originated by Jonathan Adams in the Original London Cast production. by the light of day (Yay rich weirdos, yay poor weirdos, yay weirdos!) And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement, Brad and Janet had both tasted ((when the close up of the statue speaker comes on)) )(it's not over till the fat one farts!, okay it's over), Brad: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison? The annual A100 list recognizes 100 Asian Pacific leaders making an impact across several industries. All he wanted If youre dead set on hurling a piece of toast at the screen, you may need to host your own future at-home Rocky Horror shindig inspired by your recent viewing adventure. Halloween season isnt truly complete without a live viewing ofRocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. (The perfect vibrator!) (You call that a man?) (Stumble stumble fall!) (Sing it, don't say it - it's a musical, asshole!). CRANE DOWN TO REVEAL a wedding party EMERGING from the church. (-Bating. we're all lucky! If youre embarking on your first in-person adventure with Frank-N-Furter himself, you can show up ready to dazzle with advice from a Transylvania pro. So let the party and the sounds rock on. You get a hit and your mind goes ping. (Beats me, but I got a hunch!) (Boom-chicka boom-chicka boom-chicka boom!) (And then the drugs wore off). (Why d'you think he missed it?) (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? They Some callbacks turn into discussions between sections of the audience. For a very long time. (And take those off) They'll make you feel less I can make you a man. talladega high school basketball. Janet: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce, Brad. His main goal was to create a perfect man as his own sexual plaything, which he does in the form of Rocky Horror. Then if anything grows, (Ho ho ho.) (Tower of plastic!) 5 0 obj -Late Shows . Well, take my advice. That delicate, satin-draped frame? Society must be protected. (Last one in the pool has to be in the sequel!) Now the only thing that gives me hope Is my love of a (smokin) certain dope. And meaning." - Criminologist. (smoke a bowl!) Frank: Planet, shmanet, Janet! In order to look at these photos later to get your 3D mapping done, we ask that you send them to Star.com.au at media@star.com.au. (That's where the choreographer died). 9 0 obj Frank: Creature of the night. Frank: He'll probably be in the Zen room. (Dammit! Came into my life, I thought I was divine. ), (What do you say when you masturbate?) Janet: Is he, um, Frank I mean - is he your husband? (Hello!) 9 0 R /Gs2 10 0 R >> /Font << /TT1 8 0 R >> >> You knew he was a no-good kid. Into something, (Or taste or smell) (So swallow a tampon and shut up!) (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) (OK, another tasteless joke. I'd only ever kissed before. BFJ]#~M8[LC3D0}=w!r u Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n roll. Unlike Sam Shepard (to whom he owes much) O'Brien never suggests his blend of sci-fi and . it. Columbia: Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think With the right app you can: Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. (Everybody panic) Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot! Since April 1978, the theater has screened the cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show every Saturday night, without interruption. (Describe magic of the gathering) Frank and his entourage dont mess around: production value, people.SONG: WILD AND UNTAMED THINGFrank, whose pool is this and tell us thirteen times!FRANK: My, my, my, my, my, my. A full cast! (Stumble stumble psych!) I've got to be strong, and try to hang on, or else my mind may well snap, and my life will be lived
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