a quick note on what you'd like to see changed or added to make it better in the future. There, I did my part. I mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. If you do find this paragraph tool useful, please do us a favor and let us know how you're using it. I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or something, but whatever. Im back again. I'm gonna check to see if it's at a million now. Were back from IKEA now. All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Im gonna sleep now. The strength I need to fight through the battles of life. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. Im running out of ideas now. Well, I make posts in language-related subreddits, but the non-language subs that I look at are ones that I don't post anything to, because I know nothing about literally anything that isn't languages. Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be possible for me. You're probably not thinking that. I'm thinking out loud right now. It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. Etc. Many students define paragraphs in terms of length: a paragraph is a group of at least five sentences, a paragraph is half a page long, etc. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. Consider the sentence in Russells paragraph example: This is why the heart is as important as the head. If Russell had said only The heart is as important as the head, it would have created an abrupt tonehe adds this is why to ease the transition. Hi, I'm back again. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world! The mouth, so far as I could see it under the heavy moustache, was fixed and rather cruel-looking, with peculiarly sharp white teeth; these protruded over the lips, whose remarkable ruddiness showed astonishing vitality in a man of his years. Introduction: It is said that time is eternal. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. I went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! There's also a bomb that's placed in Barney's "lair", the timer for which is displayed in the error. L literature Long and pointless text Add to Favourites Comment By Sou1forged Watch Published: May 31, 2008 5 Favourites 2 Comments 63.2K Views Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Its something that I cant explain. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. At least I make them at all. Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. Its where every group of consonant letters is reduced to the first consonant in that group of consonants, and same goes with the vowels. In Bram Stokers. Do you have any paragraphs that are less than 4 sentences long? Actually, she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. Another nonfiction paragraph example comes from Twelve Years a Slave, a memoir from freeborn African-American Solomon Northup who was kidnapped and forced into slavery for twelve years before friends and family intervened with the help of the law. I think I'm insane. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Now all I do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Why are you still reading this you ask? It's also a very easy language to learn, although not quite as popular. If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have to list them all here. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! It'll be sad to see it go. Currently watching a livestream. That's all my goal is. You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. All I ever talk about is either LTEs themselves, or the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. You can put out a fire with sound waves. Most of this LTE is just me talking about LTEs or languages. I like this song. I can't think of anything. I distinctly remember, in at least one English edit I read for college ethics, a single sentence which went on for a page and a half. I asked her what I should write about (because I have zero creativity), and she said I should write about that. You know what's weird? Thats the word. Notice how all the details pertain to Draculas face and head; Stoker begins a new paragraph when describing other parts of his appearance, like his hands, because the author treats it as a separate topic. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. I am such a language nerd. But what made me discover Vsauce? You remember that, right? I've got 1,500 to go. Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be loud through text. Most English words longer than about 15-20 letters are scientific, meaningless, or highly specialized, and they tend to be formed by affixation.This is the act or process of adding affixes to a base word to produce a derivative wordin the word affixation, for instance, -ation is an affix. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. You know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. Before I was actually THINKING about what I was writing. I said I wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. Also, I was in a weird store where they had an iCarly laptop? Hey, 'twill's back! You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It also helps to sketch out the parts of your paragraph: topic sentence, development and support, and conclusion. In which case, I'll need to upgrade to Supporter in order to get a 50GB storage limit. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. A cat's jaw cannot move sideways. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. My computer crashed (but dont worry, I started writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome wont open. Here we focus mainly on paragraph structure, but feel free to read our ultimate guide to paragraphs for more of the basics. She says I should write about how there's wild sage where we live. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. Is "I didn't think it was serious" usually a good defence against "duty to rescue"? I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. Its jarring for the reader when the author jumps wildly from one topic to the next, so try to keep all related paragraphs together and in a logical sequence. My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. I have a gift card for that place. It was fun. Before we dive into paragraph structure, lets start with paragraph meaning. Then finally, you feel relaxed and accomplished because the essay said finally to make you hyped up that you accomplished reading a nearly 2 paged essay then the paragraph creates a plot twist; Youre no where near the ending. That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. Because when youre reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but its really not because all it is non-sense. But my absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that way for a long time. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. Spike Milligan, ' On the Ning Nang Nong '. So grandpa asked if we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. Long-distance trekking is both physically and mentally challenging, and one of those challenges is boredom. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. The letter J. Imagine the things you couldve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. Even without that, sentences within paragraphs easily exceed your 5-6 line requirement throughout much of the work. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. (2) the actor has been unlawfully dispossessed of the property and is making a re-entry or recaption justified by Section 3.06; or I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I can also be used as a paragraph somewhere inside a short story, or for a more difficult creative challenge, it can be used as the ending paragraph. 7 Close the window airforce is coming. Though there was little in the prospect before me worth living for, the near approach of death appalled me. But now I barely do, and it's greatly improving my LTE! Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. Goodnight! I say "That's epic" all the time. Actually, weve been home for hours now, and weve already built the dresser. - Anthony Hahn, I knew that dame was damaged goods when she first sauntered in, and I don't mean lightly scratched and dented goods that a reputable merchant like Home Depot might offer in a clearly marked end display sale; no, she was more like the kind of flashy trashy plastic knockoff that always carries a child-choking hazard that no self-respecting 11-year-old Chinese sweat shop kids would ever call theirs. At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. Im only 12.7% of the way there. number of paragraphs to see if they are beneficial to your current project. It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. Paragraphs often use transitions to connect otherwise disjointed sentences, helping every piece of information to work together. We started writing the language on paper, but then I started a Google Doc. Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". But not as much as being meta and talking about my own LTE. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". I'm about to change that forever. I'm officially gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? That's much better. Paragraphs in fiction are more flexible with the rules, but nonetheless, this paragraph includes both a topic sentence and a concluding summary. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. random paragraph be the ending paragraph in a short story. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. The first paragraph example comes from Bertrand Russell in his essay Icarus, or the Future of Science. This excerpt uses the same paragraph structure often used in research papers, essays, and other nonfiction writing. How did you even find it? Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. Guess Ill just have to wait. I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. You also won't know exactly how many sentences will appear in the random A paragraph is defined as "a group of sentences or a . For example, if youre writing a research paper, it would be difficult to justify a narrative paragraph. Now Im pretty sure that fact is still technically true. This is the best school in Ratanpur. I'll go check to see what it is right now. Then I watched a Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. I'm so funny, right? I would not want that to happen. The introduction (first sentence) sets the stage for what follows and states the main point. To the left of the pool was an underground trampoline where we spent our time picnicking and of course playing "crack the egg." I don't know why, but it's just so fun to say! Look it up on YouTube! Each shelf contains 32 volumes. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11 years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasnt writing this text. Definition - an abnormal desire to pull out one's hair. I'm also not very good at French. Heres a fun game: I will open up a random page from a book, and tell you the first word I see. His face was a stronga very strongaquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair growing scantily round the temples but profusely elsewhere. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March 2018. My sister might start her own Longest Text Ever, again. That is assuming you're reading this at all. December 12, 2018. How crazy! A strong paragraph explores a single topic with details following in a logical order. If not, your first step is to decide on the paragraph topic and which facts to include as support and development. Nonetheless. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. It's a good way It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. Subject. Back in the day, good writing meant it was a goal to make sentences short. That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. Im sure shes gonna find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why am I even doing this? So yeah, its been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The body (sentences 2-4) develops that point . If you're pale you can still be attractive. I don't have the right vocabulary for this. Very strange fact incoming. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. There, I deleted it. Robust, real-time communication assistance, Write, rewrite, get ideas, and quickly reply with GrammarlyGO, Features to polish, grammar, tone, clarity, team consistency, and more, Writing assistance on 500,000+ apps and sites across your devices, For desktop apps and websites like Word and Gmail, For sites like Google Docs, Gmail, and LinkedIn, Check for grammar, spelling, and punctuation mistakes, Format citations in APA, MLA, and Chicago, Paragraphs are medium-sized units of writing, longer than, , but shorter than sections, chapters, or entire works. And why does it matter that it doesn't have words? This paragraph was a waste of time and space. Hey, I'm back. to be catchy and encourage people to read it. I had an English professor who loved these just the other semester. Choose the number of random Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has been a while" and the EMT. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. Sorry, I almost said the F word there. Ill figure it out. But enough about my descent into insanity for now. I'm gonna type whatever comes to my head now. Get ready for a hurricane of LOL as you read all these funny short stories. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. If you had not make the idiotic decision of continuing to read this paragraph, use that mind of yours to think what you couldve done throughout your whole irreversible time. Then they said the rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they said it. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. Nobody, that's who. I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. By the heart I mean, for the moment, the sum-total of kindly impulses. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Question 8. It's a good song. Thats the opposite of allow, Im pretty sure. One is empty, while the other still has some water in it. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Now I wanna see how this LTE compares to the Bee Movie script. One day, I should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. I'm getting so much nostalgia from this website. Oh, and don't forget the Comic Sans. Nobody likes boring. I don't remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Learn more about Stack Overflow the company, and our products. Outline. Goodnight. If you have the time, please send us I haven't a clue. A minor scale definition: am I missing something? I got that water bottle because I lost my other one at school. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! Jupiter is twice as large as all the other planets combined. (1) the actor is a public officer acting in the performance of his duties or a person lawfully assisting him therein or a person making or assisting in a lawful arrest; or It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. Write4Fun.net was established in 1997, and since then we have successfully completed numerous short story and poetry competitions and publications. I just know I'll fail though. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap, which was from March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days. Add. What am I even writing right now? Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. As mentioned above, different types of writing use different types of paragraphs, so make sure the paragraph type youre planning matches the context. I distinctly remember that when we were assigned it as summer reading between 11th and 12th grade, I got to page 40 and counted six periods that is, six sentences covered 40 pages. I guess I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. Hello, I'm back. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. I kinda wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE. Welp, that was a fun adventure. First when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. I wouldve deleted it, but nah, I didnt feel like it. honour; though in many climes, whiteness typifies the majesty of Justice in the ermine of the Judge, and contributes to the daily state of kings and queens drawn by milk-white steeds; though even in the higher mysteries of 4 You go and understand the tree. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Being pale and ginger doesn't automatically mean that you're ugly. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. Sad, right? I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. Because it'll probably bore you to death. Transition sentences make use of transition words like however, therefore, or similarly, or sometimes directly reference the preceding sentence. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice cubes and call it Ice Ice Baby. Hey, I've now written more of this text after the 4 month gap than before it! Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth most common word in this text! Wondering if this will ever end. 5 I'll give you clap on your cheeks.. 6 Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. "b" looks, um, good? That library was where I used to have web design classes. I still have 5,000 characters to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and there's not much left of the day. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so that's good. You know what? Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. These people may have only begun their relationship; there has not been nearly enough time to develop a love for another. Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like that? If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. She made it while bored at the library. But whatever. The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400 or so, but now it's at 4776! I have an estimate for how long itll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. From funny and lighthearted to sincere and emotional, these messages are perfect for sending to your closest friend to let them know how much they mean to you. My sister is listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. One way is to generate a When telling a story, a narrative paragraph explains an action or event. I don't know anymore. , Stoker concludes with an overall impression of the Count from all the details listed in the previous sentences. Go beyond words when generative AI comes to Grammarly, Grammarly helps you communicate confidently. Etc. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Seriously though, learn Viesa. I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. I think I'm gonna go for now. What is my life coming to? So today was a fun day. My sister is still playing annoying songs. Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. I should bring up a new topic, but I dont feel comfortable talking about much else. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. Hello, Im back again. Happy Pi Day! Everything you could ever say or write is on this website. There, I said it. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. Havent said that in a while, so I might as well bring it back. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. The incredibly long and pointless story Chris Forbes, Grade 7 Short Story 2006 Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. The goal of the topic sentence is to inform the reader what the paragraph is about; everything extra should be saved for the following sentences. The trouble is finding out when I started writing this LTE, because I don't know the exact date. This can be leveraged in a few different ways to force the writer to use creativity. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hey, I'm back again. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Northup saves the details for the following sentences. It also removes punctuation that the library doesnt use, like the exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! Why!?!?! Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text. How does this paragraph know what youre thinking about you think? It's mac and cheese! Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. after the first 30 characters (obviously . The The trick is to avoid overexplainingsay only whats necessary. On a technical note, when beginning a new paragraph, follow the rules of paragraph indentation for whatever style guide youre using. It won't actually cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. She comes home from school for her lunch break. The more you forget, the less you know.

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